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As I stood washing dishes at the crack of dawn (after having been up all night, of course), nature’s sweet perfume of honeysuckle wafted in through the open window as if on a breeze made of winged flutes and glitter. I almost smiled. Almost. Before I could, I realized what was happening.

SUMMER.

“Blah!” I said aloud. It’s here: the season of constant sweating, bathing, washing my hair, hairballs (cats’, not mine, ok, some of them mine), lawn mowers and chainsaws whirring when SOME grumpy cats are trying to SLEEP because they’ve been WORKING all night. And, of course, ants. And sun. Lest we forget that dastardly thing, it comes back. Every day, without fail. Why can’t it go live behind a dark cloud forever, and only keep us semi-warm? I don’t have time for this kind of aggravation. Sweaters and boots, por favor, I implore? NOPE. Just pit stains for you and yours. BLAH! I say once more.

I’ve been working on stuff! Here, a special order beaded bead bracelet. I’ve been working on this for years. I’m not exaggerating.

Can I complain just a little bit? Not that I haven’t been constantly, already. But this hunching over a 1000+ degree flame in the midst of these sultry southern summers has grown tiresome. Loathsome. A few months back I mentioned not working with silver for a while, and perhaps July/August might be a good time to (tentatively) plan for it. There’s no kiln baking or a torch running nonstop for silversmithing activities, which helps keep the room temperature down. I need to buy a bit of silver before I can proceed, and I probably would have by now if it weren’t for the deals, Deals, DEALS on perfume on eBay. Egads. The stash is getting stupid out of control, and I’m loving every second of it. Dr. Phil was chastising some spoiled princess on his show last week for having – gasp – THIRTEEN bottles of perfume! I just laughed. Amateurs. So cute. But I must get my priorities straight… after I get my grubby mitts on that blue/black/silver can of Rive Gauche I’ve been eyeballing. Yes, people who know what Rive Gauche even is. It’s in a CAN now. And I gotsta have it.

recent ebay scores: Kobako, Givenchy Vetiver and vintage Mitsouko EDT

So, if you need some glass beads, gimme a jangle for an order in June. Don’t be shy, now. June isn’t so bad heat-wise. Usually. I was wearing a sweater yesterday morning, so who knows how it will all go. You have a few more days to peruse my Etsy sold listings for ideas, and I really will get my website updated. Another thing I can do while sweating my guts out these next couple of months.

special order knotted leather necklaces – want something like this? you know what to do.

Meanwhile, I’m getting ready for My Last Etsy Sale. I plan to spend today/tomorrow getting everything ready, and to list it all for sale on Saturday or Sunday. Yeah, I know, it’s Memorial Day weekend, probably the worst time for a sale because everyone is outside in the sun catching their deaths. But hey, maybe some of y’all hate the sun as much as I do and you’ll be inside in the air-conditioning, possibly saying goodbye to some of your other favorite sellers who are also abandoning their Etsy shops for more reasonable digs. What a shame. I assume my shop will go defunct on June 1st at 12AM, when ye olde tyrannical neckbeards will descend from high (of the doobage variety, presumably) and make it so. I’ll take a short while to mourn the Great Massacre of Derp and get my Big Cartel shop put together, but you will surely hear about it here once I’ve shed my darkened veil of moustaches and popsicle sticks.

Waah. I’m really gonna miss hurling insults at Etsy from behind the safety of my computer screen.

Here’s a glimmer of what’s coming up – sorry, some of it’s still in the kiln so I don’t have a photo of everything yet:

(experimental) yippee-yi-yay petite hollows! come see us and our friends on Etsy this weekend!

Smell you later!

 

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